First, some quick FAQs.
Q. Who is he?
A. He is President Moo William III, but we call him Sir for short. Sometimes he likes to go by Moo or Mooster.
Q. Why he so big?
A. Unknown. He just big.
Q. How much does he weigh?
A. Okay, rude question, but he weighs 25 pounds. To answer your next question, yes, he’s on a diet. It does not seem to be helping in the least.
Q. How old is he?
A. 7, but also about 2 months old when he starts crying for food.
Q. Why is he so cute?
A. He just be like that!!!
Now without further ado, here is my boy!!!